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Posadas [he/him, they/them] to badposting • 2 years ago

Just hear me out...

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Just hear me out...

Posadas [he/him, they/them] to badposting • 2 years ago
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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    What that sandwormtussy do?

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    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      He shai on my hulud until I butlerian in his jihad

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    • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
      ·
      2 years ago

      make spice 🥵

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  • MaxOS [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    The cum jabbar

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    • Backhandedsmack@lemm.ee
      ·
      2 years ago

      This is the best comment I've seen on lemmy to date. Kudos.

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  • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    i-spil-my-jice VOLCEL POLICE! HELP!

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    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
      ·
      2 years ago

      Show

      The people's VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!

      volcel-vanguard

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  • emizeko [they/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Fear is the mindkiller

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  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Bad Dragon already has one of these for real

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    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      I know

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  • odmroz [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    NO! NOOOOO

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  • rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    DO NOT FUCK THE SANDWORM I REPEAT DO NOT FUCK THE SANDWORM

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    • BovineUniversity
      ·
      2 years ago

      Sandworms cannonically cannot fuck (humans at least), even if they really really want to.

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      • rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]
        ·
        2 years ago

        don't tell me tell this person

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        • BovineUniversity
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          2 years ago

          They do get real horny though

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  • DanComrd [comrade/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    volcel-kamala

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  • ChapoKrautHaus [none/use name]
    ·
    2 years ago

    These new fleshlights are getting scary man

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  • RyanGosling [none/use name]Banned
    ·
    2 years ago

    The Butt(er) Jihad

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  • GenderIsOpSec [she/her, kit/kit's]
    ·
    2 years ago

    blob-no

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  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Booty Boot Camp New Game+

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  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
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