That's camping with all the shitty parts and a really nice cot.
Wind, rain, dust, falling shit, bugs, animals, etc. You can get a similar atmosphere by having a tent and opening the vent flaps. Or like, sleeping under a tarp to mitigate rain if you really want that outdoorsy feel. I knew a guy who slept in a hammock on nice nights but I fear the skeeters.
That's camping with all the shitty parts and a really nice cot.
That is indeed the joke.
I thought it was the onion, but I searched and found it... $340 a night.
Had to double check the date to make sure I wasn't in a 2 month long coma and that it wasn't April fools.
Sleeping outdoor without shelter > camping > glamping > glamping outdoor without shelter
Whew, we've come quite far.
If you ever slept outside, you know how good it can be. Fresh air, cold winds. Only and only if nothing goes wrong.
There was this bamboo treehouse that my wife and I slept in on a vacation. It was really nice and relaxing. We plan to go back soon.