• LeninsBeard [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      "The law, in its majestic equality, prevents rich and poor alike from starting a Pyramid scheme in the state of New York"

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      9 months ago

      A reporter yells out "Mr. Trump! Mr. Trump! Mr. Trump! Why are you wearing a barrel with suspenders?"

      "I got no money. I got no home. I got nothin'. Because corrupt dem judge witch hunt. Make Trump president again so I can get my money back and get revenge." He starts mumbling/chanting "Trump 2024" turns around and exits.

      • farting_weedman [none/use name]
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        9 months ago

        His barrel suddenly sprouts a glowing numeral “2” and he starts waffling between taking on a lvl 1 door knocker and a lvl 3 guy talking on phone

  • duderium [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    I’d like to see how ole donny wriggles out of this one!

  • Lovely_sombrero [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    How funny it would be if he became president and then the state of NY wasn't able to get the money from him. Things are bleak, but at least there is some potential for comedy here.

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Right, so what I expect to happen is he just won't pay and face zero consequences and move every business into one of his failson's names and continue with business as usual

    • Rom [he/him]
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      edit-2
      9 months ago

      What are they going to do if he doesn't pay, sue him again? Good luck with that.

  • SupFBI [comrade/them]
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    9 months ago

    Isn't Trump going to appeal this ruling until he's back in the WH?

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      9 months ago

      My deleted comment got an upvote. Haha. It was "Look what they did to Our Big Wet Boy." I squashed down the title and squeezed it in there instead.

  • Rom [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Ladies and gentlemen.......

    we got him cheeto-man

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    9 months ago

    if you personally owe someone nearly half a trillion dollars, they're not going to arrest you