Based Pizza workers.

I hate people that expect service workers, who are already rushed and underpaid, to dance like a trained monkey for them.

It's always funny when you're a service worker and you know your livelihood can be at risk because someone decided that you didn't give a five-star performance

Hell, I still remember the time I got dinged for being "too polite, seemed fake"

Which, did the guy want me to spit on him?

Why so pizzerious?