• FunkyStuff [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Don't worry tankies, the adults are in the room and they're gonna take care of this.

    signs even more fracking contracts

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    I don't like Colorado's 60f/15.5c weather. Every day is at or above the record temperature. The Rockies are dry even if we hit our annual snowmelt targets from the wettest spring since 1974. Flowers are blooming and trees are budding 1-2 months early when our final snow storm is usually in early May. Unless we get another catastrophically wet spring/summer, I think we're set for a very long and intense wildfire season.

    • itappearsthat
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      8 months ago

      at this rate living anywhere south of like kentucky in the summer you're running the risk of being murdered by a wet bulb event

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    "Why are you so bleak."

    ZERO FUCKING IDEA BUT WHAT DO I KNOW I ONLY WORK IN AGRIFUCKINGCULTURE

  • allthetimesivedied [they/them, she/her]
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    8 months ago

    It’s like the force field thing in FUCK I forget the name of the movie. The one with the trees or whatever that get spliced with human HOX genes, and the weird fractal alien, and the weird fucking ending.

  • mango [any]
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    8 months ago

    My cat was very upset that I was able to open the window one day but not the next