I guess I can, Contrary to both popular belief, and my hopes and dreams, I am not a citizen of the Republic of Cuba...
For some weird reason, I've been mistaken a bunch of times for being Jewish, and have had to "come out" to multiple people on different occasions. (So far as I know, there's nothing Jewish in my family tree).
I've had this my whole life for the most stereotypically racist reasons, maybe I should convert to Islam for the shock value?
That, or Neturei Karta.
The weird thing is, it's often been Jewish people who thought I was Jewish. Even when I was with a cousin of mine who's the most stereotypical-looking midwest Norwegian-American you can think of. I guess I just have an... atmosphere?
I've had more than a handful of people say they thought I was German
So you're like the inverse of those Americans that claim to be Irish, but have no real connection to it besides some long dead relative.
Some guy on reddit was weirded out because despite not being American I knew about Cliven Bundy