You can watch live as he desperately tries to remember what year it is and how racist he's allowed to be
Listen Jack, it's gonna be a racial jungle. Damn could my dad drive a car
turning a big dial taht says "Hitler %" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right.
Buzzing in my guess at 99.01% Hitler so I am guaranteed to be closer than the guy who guessed 99% hitler 😏
If he's only 99.01% Hitler, that loses all the moderate suburban independents who would only ever vote for a candidate who is 99.3% Hitler or more.
Yes but there's nothing stopping a republican or moderate democrat from running as 99.3% Hitler and swiping all the votes after that, leaving Biden with the fringe social democrats who want 99.01-99.29% Hitler.
Libs when Trump intentionally conflates a single person with a minority group: "Trump is racist."
Libs when Biden intentionally conflates a single person with a minority group: "Are you actually making fun of his stutter?"
Off the net
During Thursday’s speech at the US Capitol, Biden was heckled by Republicans over the killing of Laken Riley, a 22-year-old woman who was allegedly murdered by an undocumented immigrant.
Biden: "Laken Riley—an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal"
Liberals: "hE hAs A sTuTtEr"
I dunno, maybe the guy who wanted to build a wall since forever, has used less then polite language towards minorities in general, and is funding ICE above Trump levels might be a racist prick
I thought you were exaggerating but not really
Q Do you regret using the word “illegal” to describe immigrants last night, sir?
THE PRESIDENT: Well, I probably — I don’t re- — technically not supposed to be here.
That's from the white house btw https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/speeches-remarks/2024/03/08/remarks-by-president-biden-before-air-force-one-departure-joint-base-andrews-md-3/
Bonus:
Q Mr. President, who is going to provide security for the port you’re planning to build to offer aid to Gaza?
THE PRESIDENT: The Israelis.
Q Is it going to be the I — IDF? Okay.
THE PRESIDENT: Thank you.
So they're building an entire port to circumvent the Israelis blocking aid from entering Gaza and then handing over security to the Israelis.
Perfect, no notes.
"You better believe I do! I was trying to reach out to Haley voters but they didn't even realize I was being racist. I wish I would have just stuck with my gut, since our polling says we should have opted for [bad slur], [worse slur], or [worst slur]."In this house we believe technicality he's not supposed to be here!"
I’m voting for biden because i think it will be funny if he dies in office.
Or at least we might get our first adult diaper wearing president by the end of his second term.
