Not long term bad choices, more like you did something then immediately thought "oh no why did I do that"

Mine is, while trying to cure hiccups I decided to take a shot of apple cider vinegar. This works almost immediately, however I then notice I have indigestion from it and decide to eat a tsp of baking soda.

The realization of what I did hits me a millisecond too late as the baking soda goes down my throat and 2 seconds later I become a human volcano spewing the entire contents of my stomach all around my kitchen sink with a surprisingly intense force. I was basically firehosing.

Anyone else have one?

  • Dingus_Khan [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Lifted the lid of a crockpot with my nose right up to it to sniff it's delicious contents and instantly got a severe steam burn that took weeks to heal

    • fuckmyphonefuckingsu [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Hey I did something similar, I had never made vodka sauce from scratch before and dumbly put my face right over the vaporizing creme, bourbon and vodka in the skillet and almost immediately passed out face-first into a simmering pan

      • Dingus_Khan [he/him, they/them]
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        2 years ago

        It's so tantalizing! My partner and I were just speculating on what a carnivorous plant would have to do to entice us, and I gotta say a delicious smelling sauce would get me every time