Texting my wife that HVT insertion Phoenix has been completed without kinetic interactions after I drop my kids off at daycare without fistfighting a rival dad

For when you're very secure about your masculinity

all the diapers are pre-dusted with real dirt from one of America's latest imperial conquests. Buy now to get our limited time "Black Soil" Ukrainan Warzone Diapers!

Cosplay but for midwestern gen x losers.

Love too get shot at the grocery store because a cop gets scared seeing my LARP gear and thinks my baby is a gun