10:35 - I have just discovered reverse cowgirl. My life is changed.
10:42 - wife is trying to unzip the tent, I have coomed it shut.
10:44 - she is calling our church
10:53 - the Swiss Guard have arrived and are dissolving my coom seal with holy water. All is lost.
She's got a camera in there, and she's posting his jail stays on OnlyFans to support her vintage furniture habit.
I wish I had more space (and money) to support having a vintage furniture habit.
This has to be either a bit or a kink, I refuse to believe otherwise
I’d say there is no way this is real, but the USians are a weird bunch.
IMO, his fantasies being "doggie style, standing doggie style" is too far. Can't not be a joke.
But I've been wrong about such assessments before
if you want to keep having fun, don't reveal this spoiler.
It's not real. The post is from an account that writes comedy. The fun is now over. I am sorry.
Old polish internet meme claims that while Jesus is the answer to all questions better not ask him for dwarf porn, that's why people have google.
if God didn't want me to see it he wouldn't have put it only a google search away
I have so many questions and yet I'm not sure if I want the answers! 😂
