Which factions should I ally with and which should I punch into the sun with my glorious unarmed cyborg?

As far as I remember, The Followers of the Apocalypse are cool, The Kings are funny and the NCR are lame military neolibs that use prison labour.

Oh, and I'm curbstomping Caesar the first chance I get.

  • ashinadash [she/her]
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    7 months ago

    Ideologically Yes Man is the only remotely valid choice. Do all the Freeside quests & factions though. "Who's the King? Can you believe this guy man?"

    I did enjoy playing the fash (roleplaying a fash lady who is a walking cognitive dissonance machine) for being able to merc the NCR. I remember NCR quests being kinda boring ngl, whiny libs.

    • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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      7 months ago

      Ulysses: "Do you come bearing the flag of the bull, or the bear?"

      Courier 6: "Baby I come bearing the flag of The Kings ya dig? Hoo Haa Huh!"

      • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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        7 months ago

        If only the Kings could be the winners of the Battle of Hoover Dam, so I could do my Johnny Bravo roleplay.

      • booty [he/him]
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        7 months ago

        our boy UlyssesT would definitely beat wannabe poet new vegas Ulysses in a fight

        (fistfight, word fight, robot fight, whichever)