• NPa [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    what if it is impossible to determine if one's brother is dead or alive, perhaps he is suspended in a chamber filled with a flammable gas that is either ignited or not based off the decay of an unstable isotope. I'm gonna need to see the relevant scripture fast, I'm about to bust and I don't want to go to Hell

    • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      then don't have sex with your brothers wife until you're sure he's dead

      and before you ask don't kill him

      • NPa [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        then don’t have sex with your brothers wife until you’re sure he’s dead

        alright that should be easy

        and before you ask don’t kill him

        oh

        oh no