InevitableSwing [none/use name] to news • edit-22 years ago[New link in self text] U.S. military shoots down suspected Chinese surveillance balloon.external-linkmessage-square61 fedilinkarrow-up163file-text
arrow-up163external-link[New link in self text] U.S. military shoots down suspected Chinese surveillance balloon.InevitableSwing [none/use name] to news • edit-22 years agomessage-square61 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareaaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear31·2 years agoBit late, it's already shot down link
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]hexbear49·2 years agoThe collective sigh of over 300 million americans as they can now rest easy knowing that china will no longer be able to spy on them masturbating in their backyard. link
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]hexagonhexbear30·2 years agoAmazon's BMS drones buzz happily. They are also known as Backyard Masturbation Spy Drones. link
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]hexbear22·2 years agoI'm fine with Jeff Bezos watching me crank the ol' hog but I draw the line at that shifty bastard Xi, he may NOT watch 😤 link
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]hexagonhexbear16·2 years agoBut what happens if Xi grabs the streams? link
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]hexbear13·2 years ago1776 WWIII will commence again link
minus-squareHumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]hexbear9·2 years agoaccompanied by the much smaller collective sigh of 20 thousand hexbear users who are sad for exactly the same reason link
minus-squarebigboopballs [he/him]hexbear6·2 years agotfw 300 million americans don't realize satellites exist link
Bit late, it's already shot down
The collective sigh of over 300 million americans as they can now rest easy knowing that china will no longer be able to spy on them masturbating in their backyard.
Amazon's BMS drones buzz happily. They are also known as Backyard Masturbation Spy Drones.
I'm fine with Jeff Bezos watching me crank the ol' hog but I draw the line at that shifty bastard Xi, he may NOT watch 😤
But what happens if Xi grabs the streams?
1776WWIII will commence againaccompanied by the much smaller collective sigh of 20 thousand hexbear users who are sad for exactly the same reason
tfw 300 million americans don't realize satellites exist