I think I'd be a Hired Goon. A bit more specific in purpose to Hired Thug but not so committed to be a Henchman.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I'm the guy who stands next to a red barrel shooting a gun, crouching behind it to reload with my head exposed. It's the only red barrel in the room. Maybe it's full of health potion juice or something.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Low tier Grunt/Sentry huh? Maybe see if you can work uo to Guard? You still get killed but later and cooler and you get to seize people pretty often.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I've already reached the height of my profession. I'm guarding the room full of barrels right before the final villain's chambers. They trust me with their life even if I'll never make miniboss because I look like a harbour seal when I do pushups.

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          If they get to you all other barrels have been compromised, you're the last hope to keep at least one breeding pair of barrels alive.

          :rat-salute-2:

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        The explosives are in small crates scattered around the floor, mixed in with pistol and ammo rifle of all sorts. There are large trucks marked "AMMUNITION" which I'd stand next to if I didn't see a red barrel around.

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
        hexagon
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        2 years ago

        Just the red ones. The blue ones are full of first aide kits that instantly heal bullet wounds.