• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    6 months ago

    Inside each and every one of you are four humours

    Red blood

    Green phlegm

    Yellow bile

    Black bile

    Take this online personality test to figure out where you should be putting your leeches today!

    • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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      6 months ago

      WHICH ANIME CHARACTER MATCHES YOUR HUMOR BALANCE TODAY?

      [insert questions here]

      RESULTS

      Hmm, it seems you have an excess of black bile at the moment...

      !!! CLICK HERE TO SEE YOUR MATCH !!!

      Show Haruhi Suzumiya from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

    • yuli [she/her]
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      6 months ago

      this thinking never left honestly, but now its too little seratonin instead of too much black bile, people do be wanting external individual causes.

      • Sickos [they/them, it/its]
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        6 months ago

        CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM

    • Adkml [he/him]
      ·
      6 months ago

      That's scientifically proven to help other people which they are fundamentally against.

      • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
        ·
        6 months ago

        Ngl I just flux shifted a little reading that, like I know the human beings here have like mega impaired vortal inputs but I just couldn't help myself. Real galanga hours.

        • FlakesBongler [they/them]
          ·
          6 months ago

          Sounds like you have a serious case of phlegmatism

          A basket of fresh leeches will arrive at your door within the next three business days

    • CarbonScored [any]
      ·
      6 months ago

      I have a friend who swears by blood donation. He says whenever he donates he feels really good for some weeks. He even got picked for a study where they tried lowering the minimum interval between donations from 3 months to 1 month, and he said it was the best he's felt in his life.

      He doesn't suffer from haemochromatosis as far as he knows, but he is the weird anecdote evidence I have that maybe bloodletting does work for some people.

  • uSSRI [he/him]
    ·
    6 months ago

    Starting a barber-surgeon school. The anesthesia course is just pairing liquors with ailments.

    • RNAi [he/him]
      ·
      6 months ago

      Drop some astrology in it and we cooking

  • dead [he/him]
    ·
    6 months ago

    This is just twitter engagement bait. Is there evidence that this is a trend other than 1 video posted by a self proclaimed "influencer" by the name "Champagne Sloshy"?

    There's always a few weirdos practicing bloodletting. I'm skeptical that it is trend.

    https://nitter.privacydev.net/JoshyBeSloshy/status/1791616841657221474

  • Wertheimer [any]
    ·
    6 months ago

    I had to stop giving blood because I'd get a two-day migraine every time, so I'm not sure I'll fall for this one.

    • Lurker123 [he/him]
      ·
      6 months ago

      That’s just the dying gasp of the miasma leaving your body. The migraines are how you know it is working.

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
      ·
      6 months ago

      I say go for it!

      The moon is waxing, the stars are right, and my bees have been stinging quite fiercely lately

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
        ·
        6 months ago

        Well if the bees say it's cool I'll try it out. Who am I to argue with a thousand sisters.