• CloutAtlas [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      "People say my environmental policies are bad. But I am an environmentalist. How else do they explain my time fighting pollution as a youth? I served with Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth, from Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind, from Asia, Gi, with the power of Water... and from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart."

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    RFK Jr once went to a piano concert except the pianist kept playing wrong and eventually RFK Jr got so frustrated he stormed up to the piano to play correctly but there was a stick of dynamite attached to the middle C key

  • Moss [they/them]
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    4 months ago

    did he get read dead redemption mixed up with his real life

  • sisatici [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Amerikkkans can't get enough of genocidal brain dead presidential candidate. Now there is 3 of this monsters

    • plinky [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 months ago

      His brain was melted 40 years ago? That doesn't bode so well for quick sundown of biden/trump sadness

    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
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      4 months ago

      People underestimate the power of TNT. If I'm elected I will reach across the aisle by throwing sticks of dynamite at Congress.

  • plinky [he/him]
    hexagon
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    4 months ago

    Dune nerds, what mini shai hulud in his brain should be called?

  • Rom [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Sources say he saw an attractive women and said "AWOOOOGA hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing!", his eyes popped out of his head, his jaw dropped and his tongue rolled out onto the table.

  • Dessa [she/her]
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    4 months ago

    I can't believe we're considering giving this man access to the Illudiim Q-36 Exploding Space Modulator