Putting truck nutz on Optimus Prime is assigning gender
flashback to when michael bay attached wrecking ball nuts to devastator :lenin-pensive:
I grew up with those films and that's still incredibly funny
michael bay transformers is my problematic fave hollywood franchise, it's like thirteen hours of nonstop stimulation and the lore keeps getting more and more outrageous with each film in a very entertaining way
from the studio that brought you veggie tales, introducing the new hit VHS series for church kids: Faith Bots
I NEED TO KNOW WHETHER THE MAGICAL ROBOT HAS A PENIS OR NOT :frothingfash:
“If the children get to define anything about themselves, they might realize they aren’t their parent’s private property! We have the right to own people and you can’t take that away!”
It really is that simple. "How can my children make decisions. Those are my decisions!" Is not hyperbole.
How can the Transformer's gender be non-deterministic? It is either Male or Pink.
HIlariously, Spinster is pink in later generations, is male, and is, in fact, an attack helicopter
he gets dunked on in transformers circles but some guy custom painted his Spinister from the incredible pink into boring apache helicopter colours and it looks so bad
i found it https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ENXeEd5WsAAnji0?format=jpg&name=900x900
Transforming into a schooner so I can hang out by a dockside bar and offer handies in exchange for energon cubes from the big beautiful boaters
A shirt with two trucks fucking it different if one of them is a transformer.
Do you think the transformers have erotic factory work videos as that is how they reproduce and their inherented their creators drive for reproduction. Which sounds silly but in at least one comic book the transformers were robots built to be tortured for their builders depraved enjoyment. Which building robots would be more ethical than using living beings.
The combiners do. Devastator and Superion are basically having an orgy every time they're on screen.
Should’ve put concrete in the milkshake
Edit: whoops wrong shithead but point still stands
How dare they spit in the face of the basic biology of space robots that turn into cars! :frothingfash:
Ian goes after woke anglo saxons and their removal of gendered pronouns for inanimate objects
:kelly: Hereward the woke
like, couldn't they just turn their robocock into a robopussy instantaneously at will back and forth? what could be more trans?
no, that is the one thing they cannot do sweaty. the robot god has declared all kinds of gender to be forbidden. no queers, no trans, no cyclists, no lovers of kale. it is written.
Well, you see, there's an eternal debate in the transformers community between the parties that believe in 'spark merging' based reproduction and 'sticky' based reproduction which is-- [I am pulled off the stage by a comically large hook]
so while transformers dont have sex, they do swap from their cybertron vehicle modes to earth vehicle modes when they arrive on earth, and if they can change their outer vehicle mode appearance they could 100% change their theoretical robodicks into robopussies
this man is like 50 years old watching cartoons for babies. if i ever get to that point just remove the carbon monoxide detectors from my house
them: identifies as an attack helicopter
enbies: :sicko-wistful:
For anyone who doesn’t know, Arcee is literally trans in the series cannon. She started off as a dude bot and then decided to reconfigure so she was a lady.
At first it was just their reasoning for why she was the only girl robot, but then became specifically queer affirming in later media.
Why would they even have sex or gender in the first place though
Because the five face alien race Quintessons created the transformers with labour roles which the formers rebelled against afterwards
Well yes transformers is a gnostic cannon gospel against the dirmurge
great misspelling there fellow gnostic
I too despise the dimeurge
