• plinky [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      sends golan to eurovision

      loses golan heights

      its like poetry

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    4 months ago

    kissinger-beg-mercy please kill every single IDF soldiers and throw their bodies into some hole so their family can’t parade the corpses of imperialists and capture their sperm

  • MattsAlt [comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    I'm sure the guys standing in open windows or too scared to leave their tanks against a less trained and starved guerilla force will do great against a better equipped military force. Isn'treal should start now

    • LaughingLion [any, any]
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      4 months ago

      Hezbollah are actually scary. They do the wild shit you see in video games. But in real life. With no respawn. Like bold and fearless shit. Hiding in holes for hours with a buddy to pop out and have one guy run at a passing tank to plop a bomb on it and run back while another shoots an rpg at said bomb so the combination pierces through the reactive armor kind of shit. Then actually getting away with it to do it again.

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    The IDF is taking so long to prepare so as to give their soldiers time to piss and shit themselves dry at the prospect of facing Hezbollah again.

    • plinky [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      the iof 18 year old colonels weren't even born during last lebanon operation, thus offer fresh view into the operational theater.

      • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        IDF general staff meetings be like "I yield the floor to the Admiral of the Navy, who has just finished his bottle."

        • D61 [any]
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          4 months ago

          the sounds of Velcro shoe straps being adjusted fills the auditorium

  • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Honestly I think Israel is too settler brained for their own good. They're gonna keep provoking shit till they pick a fight they can't handle.

    • Tunnelvision [they/them]
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      4 months ago

      They already can’t handle Hamas. Turns out the anti Zionist project was the stupid decisions made along the way.

  • Dr_Gabriel_Aby [none/use name]
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    4 months ago

    I feel like the one thing that could completely reunite Lebanese people is an Israeli offensive, so I guess thanks for that…

  • blobjim [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    waiting for Uncle Sam to give the green light

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    4 months ago

    Are they really so confident they can win a regional war?

    Looking fowards to seeing Hezbollah, Syrian, Rojavan, and Turkish brigades aimed in the same direction for the first time ever.

    • LaughingLion [any, any]
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      4 months ago

      50k soldiers pissing their pants because Hezbollah is capturing and killing them coming soon to a media outlet near you.

  • Tunnelvision [they/them]
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    4 months ago

    That is legitimately stupid I wouldn’t be surprised if Lebanon invades northern Israel.