Wife good, actually.

Believe it or not, the original is even stranger

My girlfriend uses mouth tape to prevent snoring and every night I contend with the fact that I live in a boomer meme.

ngl i would be a happy and cozy wife

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whoever made this edit has never experienced any kink

Someone needs to figure out what the hell is going on with straight people asap

Usually my wife and I keep each other awake talking about anything until 2 am and realizing we have to work in like 5 hours

The modern take on the "take my wife" joke.

That's a good tie, all said and done.