I'm not trying to be an asshole here. I'm sure I would love to gaze upon the Presence and Glory of God for, say, 1,000,000 years or so, but nothing stays exciting forever. How do I politely tell God that I want to go for that Buddhist final death thing?
Throw a basketball through his little halo
Kobe! oh oh no I'm sorry god I didn't mean to dunk you in the head with a b-ball, I just figured with you being, y'know GOD you would move out of the way. Please don't send me to hell.
The true ending to Barkley shut up and jam