Can already close 2 of the top buttons/clips and can more easily put it on and take it off woop woop. At least once I shave off another 10 to 20, I'll likely be able to actually wear it.
(Though probably I'd have to have moved back to South Africa if I want to wear this in public without getting arrested or put on Myrotvorets)
not sure if parody
"Fitting into a 1970s-era Soviet overcoat" is a good enough motivator as any, partner
edit: Also, :gulag: