All future primaries should be high-flying, risk-taking multi-person ladder matches.
Then the general election can can be decided in a weapons-filled Hell in A Cell match.
Then you'd get America to watch. Especially "lifelong fan who fell out of pro wrestling 4 years ago" me.
Maybe some qualifier battle royals for the spots in the Money In the Bank. Real all 20 people in the ring type Smackdown Main Event shit.
I had finally stopped watching stale WWE when AEW came along; followed their shenanigans for the first couple of yeatd and it was fun. Always hated HHH when he was an active wrestler. Maybe he's better as a show-runner, idk
Then I got married and had a kid. Traded watching wrestling alone with watching anime with my wife.
post UFC-merger and Vince going down forever for credible historic sex trafficking and assault suits, there has been a marked improvement
also Shaun Michaels now has the book in NXT and is cooking. In absolutely unbelievable scenes to anyone who watched a decade ago, NXT/WWE seems to have a new working partnership with TNA and people are showing up unannounced anywhere
AEW carried things for awhile there, then right as it started to get kinda mid Tiriple H took over and WWE picked up the ball and yeah its pretty good right now. And AEW is still usually like, watchable.
America will never be politically engaged, they aren't now even though it's basically already their favorite genre; reality tv trash. Maybe if they dumb down the production values to America's Next Top President
I still remember that loser gets his head shaved match (I think it was between Donald and Vince?) back in like 2005 or 2006, really was some wild shit.
Cash in, then trade it for yuan.
Dollar ain't worth much.l in the long run now.
Would actually vote for Sami Zayn for president even if he ran as a Democrat.
Muppet snorting coke meme screaming I love identity politics
I can see a Chelsea vs Barron matchup. If she picks hunter as VP they will be unstoppable
