• mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml
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    3 months ago

    Reminds me of this story which I still regularly quote:

    https://web.archive.org/web/20240627233128/https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertarian-police-department

    • dactylotheca@suppo.fi
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      3 months ago

      Oh yeah that one's great. I remember running into a bunch more like it somewhere, but no clue where or by who.

      The beginning of that story is just 🤌

      I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it.