“I HEAR BIDEN IS COMING TO UTAH,” one threat read, according to prosecutors. “DIGGING OUT MY OLD GHILLE SUIT AND CLEANING THE DUST OFF THE M24 SNIPER RIFLE. WELCOM, BUFFOON-IN-CHIEF!”

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  • Rom [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    How do we convince chuds to keep starting shootouts with feds?

      • Rom [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        The Woke FBI says you can't threaten the president on social media! Don't let them cancel your free speech!

      • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Reminds me of when that one guy tried to go shoot up a courthouse. Turns out there's a reason why fascist losers don't do their mass shootings in places where people can shoot back fuck-around

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
    hexagon
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    1 year ago

    “TO MY FRIENDS IN THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF IDIOTS: I KNOW YOU’RE READING THIS AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW CLOSE YOUR AGENTS CAME TO ‘BANG.’”

    bro, bro, chill, you gotta say "in Minecraft"!

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    It's like an ethical version of gladiator fights. This should be a daily thing with a scoreboard.

  • CascadeOfLight [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    In bad country, those who speak ill of the supreme leader are disappeared by the secret police

  • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    I HEAR BIDEN IS COMING TO UTAH. DIGGING OUT MY OLD AIRFORCE ONE MOTOR STAIRS AND POLISHING THEM WITH TURTLE WAX. WELCOM, BUFFOON-IN-CHIEF.

  • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    On the one hand, I'd think that if he was serious, he'd just quietly plan instead of posting about it, but on the other hand, he apparently got into an armed confrontation with the FBI, so he wasn't entirely talking out of his ass.

  • stigsbandit34z [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Brave Hong Kong citizen killed by CCP police after attempts to bring Democracy to China