You know how every once in a while, you have a dream where you're supposed to do something in front of a live audience like give a speech except you didn't come prepared whatsoever but you still had to do it anyways and the rest of the dream is just you trying to go through the embarrassing trainwreck as quickly as possible?

She's living that dream.

Edit 1: It has come to my attention that the Aussies were big mad and had used some copyright bullshit to take down the clip.

Edit 2: Found another clip: https://xcancel.com/MonkeyBlood/status/1821930098527711287 Nice try Aussies, but the world must know.

  • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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    4 months ago

    weird carnivore bullshit

    Keto, too, but you'd blend it into coffee and it comes out kind of like a caffe breve. It's fine if you use unsalted butter, and as long as you don't go overboard with the butter (read: keep the whole shebang under about 200 calories, including any other mix-ins, e.g., cocoa powder), that concoction can help keep you in a fasting state for most of the day.

    You obviously wouldn't use movie theater pump margarine for that, though, unless you were on day 3 or 4 of Carnivore Diet-induced constipation and needed to trigger the bloody meat-shits for some god-awful reason.

    • ped_xing [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      It's called bulletproof coffee and my cat made it for me once. No joke, I have a chemex and kept the butter on the shelf above and he was (probably still is; adopted foster) a fan of knocking things off surfaces. It wasn't bad.