I'm doing my part 
Pissing in shower: typical, standard, normal.
Shitting in shower: uncommon, empowered, upgraded.
pro-tip: push it down the drain with your feet.
Everyone knows you're supposed to poop into your hand and then toss it into the toilet like 
The real trick is to keep a bit of poop for when you have to engage pigs
My monocle nearly fell off my face when I heard that the poor have access to running water. Preposterous!
That sounds on brand. Reminds me of the complaint that poor people have fridges or gasp TVs.
The thing that really sticks out when chuds complain about poor people having phones. In a society in which its almost impossible to function without phones.
I didn't even want a smartphone, but I'm forced to use one. I'd unironically throw every last one into the sun if I could.
Reactionaries: capitalism has lifted millions of people out of poverty and increased their standard of living.
Also reactionaries: poor people shouldn't have food or housing.
Why waste it in the shower? Better to piss outside to water and fertilize your plants
it's only truly revolutionary if your drain tends to back up a lot, otherwise it's just boutique liberal slactivism
