Why is she talking to me oh God I'm not ready, should I bring up ansi C and pass it off as if I don't use a proprietary C++ compiler. Does she know I have a mata plug ?

Aww, a purrfish!
A perfect pufferkitty!
A rotund at will emotional stability support companion!

Is this a joke about the immortality of year of the Linux desktop phrase, because some pufferfish are immortal IIRC?

googling wildly:

how to program pajamas

They definitely give me conflicted feelings...

So I start a revolution from my bed / 'Cause you said the brains I had went to my head