May 4 fell on a Thursday most recently in 2023, 2017, and 2006. That build screams 2006, but both the Core 2 Duo and the x1950 Pro wouldn't be out until later that year, and there wouldn't actually be a Core 2 Duo with those specs until 2008 (the E8500 with 3.2 GHz--as far as I can tell there was never a Core 2 Duo with a precisely 3.2 GHz base clock). So this would have been a build that was quite long in the tooth when this was made (assuming it was made through texting a buddy and not a janky meme generator).

8.5" long, 4.9" thick

Get that thing far away from me, it's going to harm me

...wanna get online and play some Monoco?

With that specs I'm changing my opinion from cute to old.