His main schtick would be whipping up posts that look bizarre out of context, and are still a slight leap even with context, and he'd get banned every couple of weeks for sectarianism and have to create a new account while the mods just sort of look the other way on the ban evasion offenses because his posts are too entertaining.
Hit up the Akashic records, going to like fifth he'd be
and probably be banned his first day in for debate broing or sectarianism. He would be a glorious, fiery poster.I just imagine him debate broing everyone right out the resurrection gate.
lenin would 1000% write a polemic against us for being distorters of marxism and hed be right
I think he read it already, he repeats a lot of the things we say here in his books.
If I knew Lenin had seen my posts I would sleep in a bed in the Nether (in Minecraft)
We get the Hexbear's best and brightest together to work on a time machine so we can abduct him from the past.
..wait no they'd probably implode after a struggle session about the ethics of time travel.
Do a seance with Lenin's corpse then aimlessly walk around with some picture from hexbear out on your phone (it's ppb of course) asking if he can see it and snickering.
