Master Racing to the ground
To visit Hitlers summer home of course (kehlsteinhaus not the other one)
Apparently they had some kind of alpha men being bros event going where they would hike dangerous trails to connect with their manly man energy as a group-building exercise. And ofc they picked a place for that that wasn't just Hitler's favorite mountain, but that is a hotspot for all kinds of cults and the more problematic elements of the new age scene. Like, we're talking about people who believe that Barbarossa sleeps under the mountain and will one day awake and come out with his army to save Germany, or who are holding rituals to summon nazi UFOs and shit like that.
i love how effective at throwing themselves into pits the modern nazi fucks are
Can more of them yeet themselves off cliffs please? Genuinely benefits the world.
How Top German neo-Nazi could have won:
>Don't trip on a root, focus on the trail
>Demand the trees not have their roots exposed
>Don't fall off the cliff, hike it immediately
>Zerg rush the trees to cut off their roots
>Ally with the birds against gravity
>ignore the groundtwo hundred feet above the ground until very recently
