"And that is the origin of Johnny Trumpflagseed, but is regrettably not the end...some say he's still out there, spreading Trump flag particulate and hate speech everywhere he goes...The End"

*Video shuts off, addresses the conference room*

"These are the Real American voters that we need to be going after! Our polling suggests that running just a bit more to the right will have us scooping them up in droves!"