You see the mistake here is eating the ants instead of commanding the ants into the bullies pants
You deserve to be bullied.
Earliest known ancestor dating back 34 million years, millions of years of perfecting their craft, eating ants day after day after day. That’s dedication, that’s legacy.
You, on the other hand, are a dilettante. An amateur. A putterer if we’re being generous.
You, a trifler, eats ants once, and think, what, that you belong on the same stage as a multiple geological era spanning fucking god of this dietary practice?
Give me a fucking break.
NUH UH I CAN EAT WAY MORE ANTS THAN THE ANTEATER DON'T BULLY ME! TEACHER! MODS! ADMINS!
Your ass did not eat a bajillion of them. You probably got 15 tops. You go to a pack of ant eaters and they'd chew your ass out:
Do you have any idea how easy this is for me? Do you have any fucking idea how easy this is? This is a fucking joke. And I'm sorry you can't do this, I really am because I wouldn't have to fucking sit here and watch you fumble around and fuck it up
nuh uh i ate way more ants than a stinky anteater. i'm the best at eating ants
this shit ain't nothing to me man