• lilypad [she/her, null/void]
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    11 days ago

    Kai wynn, high on her own farts: id like a red jumja stick

    Worker: oh im so sorry, we dont have any red jumja sticks left

    Kai wynn: i am but one of the prophets simple servants, all i ask is for a red jumja stick

    Worker: i understand but we dont have any

    Kai wynn: so you would deny a a humble servant a red jumja stick?

    Worker: i dont know what you want me to do, we have no more red jumja sticks

    Kai wynn: breathes in my child, the prophets have a plan for us, and mine includes a red jumja stick. Do you deny the sovereignty of the prophets?

    Worker: ...uh, no? But we dont have any red jumja sticks left...

    Kai wynn: HERETIC! you disgrace the prophets! You have no place among the faithful! I will pray for you, that your next trip to bajor is safe and uneventful.

    • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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      11 days ago

      Kai wynn: breathes in my child, the prophets have a plan for us, and mine includes a red jumja stick. Do you deny the sovereignty of the prophets?

      :chef's kiss: rotflmao