Anon can't sleep

to55@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 year ago

starman@programming.dev · edit-2 1 year ago

Anon's roomate:

wanna go to the bathroom

this weirdo redneck is in his room as always

askforpermission.tar.gz

head to bathroom

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BEAUTIFUL TECHNOLOGY PIECE RIGHT THERE

mfw I see the most amazing monitor in my life

gonna buy it rn

nicemonitoranon.rpm

try to act normally

go out of anon's room

RUN TO THE MONITOR SHOP

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 year ago

.tar.gz

Vintage!

mathemachristian[he]@lemm.ee · 1 year ago

tar.gz is considered vintage

oh no

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 year ago

Last time I ran into .tar.gz, I was programming in COBOL!

spauldo@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

.tar.Z is even more so.

GreenMario@lemm.ee · 1 year ago

Monitor was so nice he forgot to poop.

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 year ago

Anon's roomie has ADHD confirmed?

joucker29@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

Idk why but this is very funny to me

starman@programming.dev · 1 year ago

Nice to hear that, it was supposed to be funny :P

Zozano@aussie.zone · 1 year ago

Maybe he's autistic like OP

WtfEvenIsExistence3️@reddthat.com · 1 year ago

Anon has a creepy roommate.

Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com · edit-2 1 year ago

They see anons screen. They know anon watches porn , and that's the reason anon is always couped up inside the room.

They think anon is a creep.

TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz · 1 year ago

rule 69: if a boy owns a monitor there is porn on it

Echo Dot@feddit.uk · 1 year ago

What a slanderous remark. I will have you know mine is minimised currently.

Also the work laptop is probably monitored, so never on that.

spauldo@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

More like they see 4chan open in the guy's browser and think, "crap, this guy spanks it to BBC Hitler loli porn in here" and skedaddled.