Man goes to doctor. Says he's afraid. Says citizens on both sides of aisle believe grand magical nefarious fraud conspiracy and lost faith in governance. Says he feels that it is one bad day before he and his compatriots are strung up like Mussolini by mob of social media users. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Head of CIA is in town tonight. Go and see him. He should secure safe passage.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor—'