Wtf, it's some kind of magical elixir you're supposed to dribble directly onto your dick data-laughing

Every detail about this ad is so fucking funny, from the roaring wolfman to the text.

AliExpress is a Wild West of shady medical products like these. Why does Elon Musk spend tens of thousands on hair plugs when he could buy a Chinese remedy that would give him a full mane of hair in a week for 10 bucks

  • Bureaucrat
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    8 months ago

    Me when I take this

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    • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      8 months ago

      I was thinking it would be really funny if the liquid in the bottle was just tabasco or something

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      8 months ago

      There was a story about a dude who shot up bull erection stimulant in a night club and had tremendous pain but I can't find it.

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      • urmums401k [she/her, they/them]
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        8 months ago

        She can't run anymore. Not because its too heavy or gets in the way, but because one of her legs doesn't get enough blood anymore. She's going to die if she ever gets less than three hours a day of cardio.

  • Bureaucrat
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    8 months ago

    "Incredibly dubious" can we leave the editorializing out of this? Just the facts please

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Bloody hell, that lens flare i-cant: "And to you Frodo Baggins, I give the light of Eärendil our most beloved star. May it be a-Wait, what are you doing? NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S FOR!"

    This is like the perfect PPB equivalent to drop on anyone whose solutions are more deregulation

      • FunkYankkkees [they/them, pup/pup's]
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        8 months ago

        The number is almost certainly made up
        A lot of shopping websites have some javascript to invent a random number of people who are either looking at the item, or have added it to their cart
        The smart ones will tie it to a cookie so if you refresh the number doesn't go down but only up

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    8 months ago

    I'm gonna buy some and use it to water my plants, let's see what happens.

    • CantaloupeAss [comrade/them]
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      8 months ago

      Because:

      • young men are bombarded with internet pornography from childhood which idolizes and selects for enormous penises,
      • we as a culture embrace body-shaming tropes like "big/small dick energy",
      • people are more online and less IRL-social than ever and thus less likely to have affirming sexual or social experiences (e.g. seeing normal penises on other boys in a locker room),
      • and our society is still so puritanical and weird about sex that no young man is having a conversation with his parents about how to process all this information to maintain a positive body image,

      so they conclude that in order to be a valid man they must have an enormous penis

      • Yukiko
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        8 months ago

        Genuinely wish thought countering this would enter mainstream thought. I don’t want my partner to have a huge dick. I like to not feel like I’m being bisected at my vagina. I also don’t enjoy the feeling of someone bottoming out in me. Just learn how to treat women. Seriously.

      • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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        8 months ago

        You forgot:

        • When your back just isn't flexible enough anymore to perform autofellatio because it's getting too difficult to reach. A couple of inches can make all the difference here, and prevent spinal injury. We should be thankful that these entrepreneurs are out there looking out for aging former gymnasts and goth rock singers.
  • Rom [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    This was a plot in the Harley Quinn episode we watched last night. Bane took some magic elixir for a bigger schlong then fucked a bunch of buildings to death.

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    Wait, do I become a wolf man, a bull man or just a regular bull with an enormous penis? Only one way to find out I guess.