His diet is horrid. He only eats McDonald's, and maybe KFC, but i'm not too sure. He only drinks coca cola. He's probably being pumped full of every fucking drug imaginable. There's no way in hell this man is not on his death bed

  • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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    18 hours ago

    I'm still thinking the funniest possible result is he *does before taking office.

    Although what might be funnier is if he *does before starting his third term, after going through all the trouble of actually running again.

    *Dies

    What the hell autocorrect??

    • Weedian [he/him]
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      17 hours ago

      He gets elected for a 3rd term, libs huff and puff about the rules but take no action. He dies of natural causes just before his 3rd term starts and libs cheer about how they saved America