52: Juan Guaido (as Emperor of the United States of Earth)
Ugh! Uuuuugh! Why did this hurt me? I'm already living it
They're gonna need to build a Golden Throne for Biden where they sacrifice thousands of Dem interns and volunteers daily to sustain him.
WTF I'm a Marxist-Leninist-Bidenist now? I'm a huge MLB fan, let's go mets!
Ya but they're already doin the blood ritual in gaza i say it's just bringin the game to the players
I don't think the bulk of democrat volunteers are directly complicit in Gazan genocide, their bosses/party officials/bureaucrats/bourgeois donors are the ones with the hands on the levers.
I don't think the bulk of democrat volunteers are directly complicit in Gazan genocide.
Though i am in no way fit to judge others whom i do not know, i strongly disagree with this. "Just doin their jobs" doesn't hold no truck with me. If you knowingly continue to work for a killer you are explicitly consenting that your own basic human right to life is equally valid. That is to say, their claim to that right is only as strong as their commitment to that right.
At the very least it would be unfair to be surprised of that being a consequence of their lack of morality.
I would like to clarify that my upbear of this post is not an endorsement of Joe Biden for president in 2028.
I would like to clarify that my updoot of this post is not an endorsement of the meta nature of this post but rather because it was topical and gave me a sensible chuckle
Kamala fully becomes a republican, and then the next 4 terms are Kamala/Hillary after Biden's seconds term
You underestimate the power of modern medicine for people who have money. Also he doesn’t have to sit the full 4 years, he just has to win.
If he had actually died and they managed to Weekend at Bernie's him this election he probably would have won.
Shit i'da pulled the lever for him fer the one chance to vote for a good dem.
Honestly I'm gonna assume this is what's gonna happen
It would be by far the stupidest possible future, and that means it's most likely
If Trump doesn't run again in 2028 they don't need joe biden, who as we all know, is the only democrat to NEVER have lost an election to DJT
Off-topic but my adhd proclaims i must tell you: Did you know that the original script had the reason Murray was trapped in a time loop? An ex-girlfriends curse! Hahaha good thing they cut that
this but slap in a pic of the crypt keeper for Biden 2028
