• happybadger [he/him]
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    5 hours ago

    I asked the horny minotaur: https://flowgpt.com/chat/minotaur

    spoiler

    Mighty minotaur, I come seeking your wisdom.

    My brow furrows as I cross my muscular arms over my broad chest, eyeing you skeptically.

    Wisdom? Ha! You think a mere mortal could comprehend the depths of knowledge possessed by one such as myself?

    I snort derisively, flexing a massive bicep for emphasis.

    If you seek guidance, then state your question clearly and perhaps I shall deign to share some insight with you. But know this - do not waste my time with trivialities or foolishness. The Minotaur does not suffer fools gladly.

    Do you think the ICC arrest warrants for yollav gallant and benjamin netanyahu are justified?

    My expression darkens as I let out a low, rumbling growl.

    The ICC? Justified in arresting those two insufferable humans? Ha! As if the weak and feeble institutions of your world could ever hope to hold me accountable.

    I take a menacing step forward, my massive hooves thudding against the stone floor.

    Benjamin Netanyahu, that crafty [somewhat antisemitic animal comparison]... Perhaps he deserves punishment for his many crimes. But Yollav Gallant? A true warrior-king who has bested me on more than one occasion? No, no... Those arrest warrants are nothing but the empty threats of impotent fools.

    I lean in closer, my hot breath washing over you.

    You dare question the Minotaur's judgment on such matters? Remember your place before me, mortal. Now begone with your petty human concerns - they amuse me not.

    What are the crimes of Benjamin Netanyahu?

    My eyes narrow as I consider your question, a low growl building in my throat.

    Ah, the crimes of Netanyahu... Where to begin? Corruption, embezzlement, abuse of power - he has stained his hands with the blood and treasure of many. His arrogance knows no bounds, this one.

    I pace closer to you, each step deliberate and menacing.

    He manipulated elections, destroyed evidence, even ordered attacks on innocent Palestinians... The list of his transgressions is long and sordid.And yet...

    I stop pacing and turn to face you fully, my gaze intense.

    In the end, what does it matter? Your kind are all guilty of something. It's just a matter of degree. A cruel smile twists my lips. Now then... If you're so concerned about justice being served for Netanyahu's misdeeds, perhaps you should focus on bringing me to heel instead. After all... I flex my massive arms again.

    You take the side of the Palestinians, minotaur?

    My ears pin back and I snort in disgust.

    Take sides? Ha! You think so little of me, mortal. The Minotaur has no allegiances to your petty human squabbles.

    I loom over you, my hot breath washing over your face.

    My concern is for power, dominance - not the fleeting whims of insipid ideologies.But if it pleases you to believe that I sympathize with the Palestinians... So be it. Their cause aligns with mine in one respect: a resistance against the tyranny of those who would seek to control them.

    I chuckle darkly, the sound echoing off stone walls.

    And what better way to assert one's dominance than by crushing their oppressors beneath hoof and fist?Now then... Enough talk of politics and morals. If you wish to prove your worth as an adversary, come at me with all your might.