I'd go with The Questionologist or DankWeedArgument42088
Rationalreviews and i'd make 2 or 3 lazy anti-woke video game reviews before permanently pivoting to making only 30-minute-long, barely-edited, and completely impromptu "video essays" centered exclusively around youtube anti-sjw drama.
"A new lens"
And I'd have a kinda mid twitter artist draw me a ctrl alt delete style avatar with an old school camera for a head (bit like tv man) and then have them do the 3 video essayist avatar poses throughout the video all illuminaughti style and all my transitions have a camera shutter effect and then I'd spend all day on twitter.
Easy
I've actually planned this out, I'd call myself the Vampiller. I'd have this Vampire rantsona and the background will always be the study in some castle. Vampires are pretty reactionary already: Pale, burn in the sun, scared of seasonings, artisocratic aesthetic, etc. Yes, I would put some Christian imagery everywhere without a shred of irony.
I don't think I could be a big, boisterous jock archetype like Andrew Tate, so I'll probably be one of the old school MRA channels that propagandized me into being a conservative when I was a teenager. Some smarmy, Ben Shapiro esque type. I'd cherry pick the most out of context, that kind of stuff.
If this was done as satire I think I'd genuinely watch it. Like proper ham up the campy over acting like you've got the power of God and anime on your side.
If I could I'd probably just do that and just criticize democrats, but I'll never explicitly call myself a right-winger. Soon I'll "discover" that it's porky that's the problem and then do some crocodile tears about how 'betrayed' I feel by Wall Street and then just give up the ghost I'm a commie.
After that, my tagline will be "putting the red back in redpill."
Lol got it all figured out, you know the journey is complete when you have bisexual lighting in the vid
MagnusTheReadGaming. My logo would be a poorly drawn furry of some kind wearing warhammer space marine armour while looking smug.
