I have done it. I have collected all the runes, from all 9 continents (including the long lost 'Groilem'). It took me a decade of searching, but now it is done. I have completed the ritual, a ritual which no man has attempted before me. Now, unburdened by the illusions of Fillogoosh, i see it for how it it's. Unburdened, i can now commune with the skies. They reveal the secrets of our world. Joe Biden has been dead for 3 years, he tripped on the carpet in the oval office and broke his neck. The Joe seen on TV is an intern wearing his skin. Trump takes advice from tarot card readers. He is also into astral projection.
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