Woke shit

  • Inverted fullbacks
  • VAR
  • xG
  • Passing triangles
  • False 9
  • Playing from the back
  • International break
  • 1 person kick-off
  • Football consortium
  • UEFA Nations League
  • 5 subs

Not woke

  • Mid-block 4-4-2
  • Hoofball
  • Gender affirming care
  • Brexit tackles
  • Diversity, justice, and inclusion
  • Cold Tuesday night at Stoke
  • Free Palestine

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE SEAN DYCHE STEVE AUSTIN SAID SO