Woke shit
- Inverted fullbacks
- VAR
- xG
- Passing triangles
- False 9
- Playing from the back
- International break
- 1 person kick-off
- Football consortium
- UEFA Nations League
- 5 subs
Not woke
- Mid-block 4-4-2
- Hoofball
- Gender affirming care
- Brexit tackles
- Diversity, justice, and inclusion
- Cold Tuesday night at Stoke
- Free Palestine
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE SEAN DYCHE STEVE AUSTIN SAID SO
Sounds like a meme, but gegenpress is truly woke German nonsense. There are no classic playmakers of the beautiful game like Maradona, Riquelme, Rui Costa, Totti, Baggio, etc. anymore because these days you have to run, press, and dive into 50/50 brexit tackles as attacking midfielder. In modern football captain Tsubasa would've been benched.