sicko-biker

  • tombruzzo [none/use name]
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    8 days ago

    No number plates, no traffic, can go where cars can't, and no engine noise to attract attention to your high speed getaway

    • Hexamerous [none/use name]
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      8 days ago

      Need to hide? Just lay the bike in a shrub or something.

      Need to cover your tracks? What tracks.

      Need to get rid of evidence? Just throw it off a bridge and get a new one for like $100.

  • TheDrink [he/him]
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    8 days ago

    Officially referring to all bikes as "technicals" from now on.

  • Hexamerous [none/use name]
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    8 days ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCH8V62q_oM

    EDIT: The anti-tracking stuff removes the playlist. Whatever, go into his playlists and look for the "Bike Maintenance" playlist.

    (how do I link without tracking?)

    This guy show you how to do every repair you need to keep one of these bad boys going forever. All you need is a small toolbox. He also talks about his bike commuting. The milk-crates mod is good for groceries, pets or molotovs.

    Fuck cars.

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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    7 days ago

    The chad bike:

    Powered by whatever you ate for breakfast, no fuel cost required

    Improves your body as you use it

    No need for a license to use it

    Totally incompatible with traffic jams, can go to gym, work, bar, or back home sooner to shitpost than waiting in traffic for hours

    Not a rent-seeking device to further keep the poor poor.

    Usually wherever bikes are viable property values are higher, even porks can't help but admit to the bike's superiority

    Using it pisses off the right people, porky whines on how you're hurting the economy, the government has to be reminded of the folly of subsidizing the auto and oil industry

    can easily maintain it at home, parts are cheap worst case scenario

    No registration required

    No computers for porky to spy on you, impossible to hack

    Never have to pay for parking

  • Nora@lemmy.ml
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    8 days ago

    Is this relating to the guy that killed the CEO or is this another fascist that was murdered?

    I didn't see any bike in the CEO murder video.