“P-please buy our game with LGBT characters”

“STFU damn woke leftists think they can tell me what to do”

إِلَهَ إِلَّا الله

“YES SIR! Glory to the resistance and death to the Zionist entity 🫡”

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    Whether pro or anti is unclear

    Also I looked through the approved "not woke" games and they're all stuff I've never heard of lmao

    • kristina [she/her]
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      5 days ago

      This fascist has the highest scores for critical thinking. No one will ever find a fascist as quick as this one ever again.

    • NuraShiny [any]
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      5 days ago

      They didn't play the game. Harry, after thinking about it for 8 hours, definitely concluded that he is not a homosexual. A conclusive and final conclusion that will stand the test of time.

  • Verenata
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    5 days ago

    I'm still convinced this is a bit. It's just so silly it can't not be.

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      5 days ago

      Never underestimate the fact that people can be very, very dim

      Like all of the Christians who've been listening to that remix of Madonna's Like a Prayer because they think it's a religious song

      I still remember when that song first came out and they wanted to skin her

      • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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        5 days ago

        Or take me to church which is about a subby bottom but was taken as fantastically literal by some evangelical christians for the chorus alone

      • Verenata
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        5 days ago

        If i knew someone who took that woke game list and it's contents/woke DEI killing vidya nonsense seriously I'd just avoid them. That's so unhinged.

    • merthyr1831@lemmy.ml
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      4 days ago

      I like to apply Hanlon's razor in reverse.

      Never attribute stupidity that which can be adequately explained with malice.

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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      most alien characters and fauna are not sexually dimorphous

      YOU FUCKING MORONS MOST LIFEFORMS ARE NOT SEXUALLY DIMORPHIC IN REAL LIFE. MOST OF LIFE COMPRISES ORGANISMS THAT DON'T EVEN SEXUALLY REPRODUCE. STOP BASTARDISING SCIENCE TO SUIT YOUR BIGOTRY YOU DUMB FUCKS.

      Cough sorry. Pet peeve.

      • buh [she/her]
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        5 days ago

        drinking bleach to purge the WOKE bacteria in my stomach that reproduce asexually 😤

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        5 days ago

        I got super mad at that too. Bio troofers fucking suck at knowing basic biology. I'm just someone who likes animals a lot and learned a good bit of natural science cause it's fun and also it's just good to know what's going on in.the world and that includes what animals are up to. They're also doing shit, and it's usually really cool. Losing my train of thought but I really hate this arrogant behavior masquerading as knowing what you're talking about. Information is at your fingertips, you could literally research just the point you're trying to make before posting to make sure you're not full of shit. It's pretty easy.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      5 days ago

      The FAUNA ISN'T SEXUALLY DIMORPHOUS? WHOEVER WROTE THIS NEEDS TO BE KIDNAPPED AND BROUGHT TO ME SO I CAN SHOW THEM PICTURES OF BUGS AND FISH AND HE CAN GUESS THEIR GENDER. Unless you know what the fuck to look for telling the sex of different animals can be really fucking hard. And that's the animals on earth. Aliens are aliens. Not only is this severely anthropomorphic idea of sexual dimorphism which is I'm gonna take a big leap here and say is almost certainly not based to this poster in any anthropology or evolutionary biology but fairly recent cultural norms they've confused for such. And then also decides it's a good idea to apply this to alien animals.

  • Redcuban1959 [any]
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    5 days ago

    Grand Theft Auto IV: The Complete Edition

    Contains subtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging. Multiple LGBTQ+ minor npcs. The Ballad of Gay Tony dlc features a gay couple.

    It's not so subtly, Niko literally beats a homophobic to death for messing with his gay childhood friend, and Niko spends a lot of time with Florian/Bernie, he even goes to Roman's marriage.

    • buh [she/her]
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      5 days ago

      WOKE: there is a female character (queen) with a higher rank than one of the male characters (jack). Also there are two black factions but ZERO white ones.

    • Redcuban1959 [any]
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      5 days ago

      How is Vice City woke? Because it makes fun of 1980's conservatives?

      • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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        5 days ago

        Grand Theft Auto: Vice City – The Definitive Edition

        Woke

        Contains overtly Woke messaging. Multiple VCPR shows feature exaggerated versions of right-wingers who are made to seem ridiculous and ridiculed. No show features exaggerated versions of left-wingers.

  • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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    5 days ago

    Lol. Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 is woke because there are to many POC presets in the character creator.

    • merthyr1831@lemmy.ml
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      4 days ago

      You should see some of the telegram channels that are run by Lebanese folks. Interesting brainworms on display over there

  • Blastboom Strice@mander.xyz
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    Yo, this might actually be a good list, if you sort by wokest (best). Thanks :)

    Edit: I thought it had ranking or something, but it only has 3 categories. I should have expacted that they couldn't even make a proper list...

  • gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]
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    4 days ago

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    bwohoho, I love how historical realism isn't when a German with a Cei Rigotti saves someone from death by stabbing them in the eye after they got got by an American sniper using a General Liu, it's Algerians.