The game is good, but goddamn is Indiana Jones a boring franchise and I wish it would just die. You cannot tell me this lib ass "this belongs in a museum" chauvinist loser grave robber is the best we can do when it comes to WW2 stories eighty years on
no, in the final chase scene he kidnaps elizabeth (also she's dead lol, why is she in this, but okay, the movie is set when she was alive), then looks into the camera and says "IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM"
and he puts the elizabeth on the pressure sensor for the elgin marbles
I agree on the liberalism and chauvinism bits, it's DNA definitely has that in it for sure and when they show through on screen it's kinda gross. I think there are ways to handle it appropriately without just glossing over colonialism and theft. Or maybe I'm just coping with some cognitive dissonance right now.
I do disagree that it's boring though. Those first movies were great action movies that were aimed at an audience that films don't really care about anymore. It sucks that everything is either for infants or for adults with almost nothing in between now. I wish they would make more high quality movies, that do not have disdain for its audience, and are still appropriate for 10 year olds. Unlimited genocide on the YA fiction world.
I also think the world benefits from having some more autistic hero characters in it.
The game is good, but goddamn is Indiana Jones a boring franchise and I wish it would just die. You cannot tell me this lib ass "this belongs in a museum" chauvinist loser grave robber is the best we can do when it comes to WW2 stories eighty years on
I think there should be an Indiana Jones where he unknowingly accepts a mercenary mission in the Congo in the 70s
or indiana jones and the elgin marbles, where he cuts a bloody swath through england to steal the elgin marbles back for greece. or something.
in the final chase sequence the marbles fall on queen Elizabeth
no, in the final chase scene he kidnaps elizabeth (also she's dead lol, why is she in this, but okay, the movie is set when she was alive), then looks into the camera and says "IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM"
and he puts the elizabeth on the pressure sensor for the elgin marbles
she's got those dense royal bones you see
they're infused with iron extracted from the blood of the poor
I agree on the liberalism and chauvinism bits, it's DNA definitely has that in it for sure and when they show through on screen it's kinda gross. I think there are ways to handle it appropriately without just glossing over colonialism and theft. Or maybe I'm just coping with some cognitive dissonance right now.
I do disagree that it's boring though. Those first movies were great action movies that were aimed at an audience that films don't really care about anymore. It sucks that everything is either for infants or for adults with almost nothing in between now. I wish they would make more high quality movies, that do not have disdain for its audience, and are still appropriate for 10 year olds. Unlimited genocide on the YA fiction world.
I also think the world benefits from having some more autistic hero characters in it.