• MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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    4 days ago

    I think there should be an Indiana Jones where he unknowingly accepts a mercenary mission in the Congo in the 70s

    • huf [he/him]
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      4 days ago

      or indiana jones and the elgin marbles, where he cuts a bloody swath through england to steal the elgin marbles back for greece. or something.

        • huf [he/him]
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          4 days ago

          no, in the final chase scene he kidnaps elizabeth (also she's dead lol, why is she in this, but okay, the movie is set when she was alive), then looks into the camera and says "IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM"

          and he puts the elizabeth on the pressure sensor for the elgin marbles

            • huf [he/him]
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              4 days ago

              they're infused with iron extracted from the blood of the poor