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  • gaycomputeruser [she/her]
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    19 hours ago

    They basically never pay out tip money if full. Even if you nail the guy with your tip, and he gets convicted, they always find a way that your tip was on 80% helpful or some shit.

  • TheDrink [he/him]
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    21 hours ago

    You would think that the feds would realize that it is in their interest to pay the person extremely publicly so that everyone knows that traitors get rewarded. Guess not.

    • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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      12 hours ago

      If the snitch was very loudly and publicly given the money, they'd be spending it all on a stay in the hospital very soon afterwards.

  • supafuzz [comrade/them]
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    1 day ago

    $60,000 reward with a "terms and conditions apply, you ain't never gonna see this money" asterisk is just about the most American thing ever. Everything is always a scam, no exceptions

  • 2Password2Remember [he/him]
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    1 day ago
    1. honestly good, fuck that shithead

    2. bourgeoisie showing their whole ass by not even rewarding the class traitors who help them. hopefully this story spreads far and wide and discourages future stitch-getters

    3. our ruling class is so aggressively incompetent, it would be funny if we weren't still losing

    Death to America

    • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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      1 day ago

      our ruling class is so aggressively incompetent, it would be funny if we weren't still losing

      One of the brighter billionaires will :redacted-1::redacted-2:

      logs

      known reality warper and accidental :lathe-of-heaven:

      pruned :redacted-1::redacted-2: to maintain temporal continuity

  • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    Seriously, cops denying reward money is the oldest trick in the book. It's embarrassing that the worker fell for it.

  • Infamousblt [any]M
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    1 day ago

    Best possible outcome would be for this guy to not get the money. Show future would be snitches that there's no point

  • btfod [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 day ago

    The McDonald's worker said they saw Mangione around 9.15am 'acting suspiciously' in the restaurant, adding that he appeared to have fraudulent documents

    What's this about? I'm trying to think of why it would ever be necessary to show an ID at McDonald's... so we might have a real super sleuth of an employee on our hands here! Were they really out there eyeing every table just in case a patron decided to lay out their fake IDs and forged documents like they were about to start vlogging? What foresight and dedication! It would be such a tragedy for the bravest and goodest hero who saved the day not to get their due reward, instead to fade away into history like they were never there in the first place...

    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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      1 day ago

      Same comment from me:

      The search then grew over the weekend ,as the FBI backed the NYPD in the investigation, adding an additional $50,000 to the pot, and hundreds of tips poured in.

      The McDonald's worker said they saw Mangione around 9.15am 'acting suspiciously' in the restaurant, adding that he appeared to have fraudulent documents.

      Mangione was then arrested with five charges at the scene, as officers found he was in possession of fake IDs, a 'ghost' gun, silencer, clothes, and a mask matching the one that the suspected shooter was captured wearing.

      I'm so tinfoil hat about it. Out of the hundreds and hundreds, if not thousands of tips this one worked? A Greyhound from New York to California is 3 days straight? 4 or 5 with rest? So in essence the man could have been anywhere in the continental US - hell, anywhere on the globe and especially those parts where it's hard to come into contact with a police department that gives a fuck. But in that McDonald's in particular a man was acting strange? And wasn't just told to fuck off? And the employee wasn't just like "get the fuck out of my store" they were like "that guy looks just like that guy with the smile!" Why the fuck would he splay out his fake IDs and tell people about it? How suspicious are you acting in McDonald's that they would search your car? What's that? You had the same clothes, mask, and gun on your person? That's even weirder!! No car? Throw your shit away!! As a matter of fact, go through the drive through and eat in the parking lot. It seems like a generational throw coupled with generational luck.

      • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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        12 hours ago

        Mangione was then arrested with five charges at the scene, as officers found he was in possession of ...clothes...

        Damn, they really will just nail you for anything these days...

      • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]M
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        1 day ago

        There's so much about this that's weird. Why did he still have all his shit on him? Why was he still so close? Hell, why was he just chilling at the McDonald's? Take that shit to go & eat somewhere else! .

        I'm split on whether this is a patsy or parallel construction. I think it's more likely this is the guy & they just used some means they'd rather not share to find him, though I haven't ruled out him just being a patsy (his comments about the money not being his). If he dies mysteriously in jail I'll probably swing back to him being a patsy

      • SchillMenaker [he/him]
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        1 day ago

        Also this guy was living in Hawaii previously. That's a pretty fucking ideal place to lay low.

      • qaopjlll [he/him]
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        1 day ago

        Luigi loses by not doing absolutely nothing.gif

        But yeah, nothing about the official story makes any sense.

    • supafuzz [comrade/them]
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      1 day ago

      mcdonald's workers out here authenticating motherfuckin' documents and still not getting a living wage

      • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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        1 day ago

        Be me

        McDonald's Cashier

        Got Paper's Please during the Steam Summer Sale(Tm)

        Finally got to play it

        Showupforwork.jpg.exe

        Feeling funny at work

        "Can I see your papers please?"

        Guy looks surprised but obliges

        WTF it worked???

        Look at the ID

        It says he's 76 years old

        Look at the name

        Kill D. CEO

        Picture is the kid from Superbad

        Make a copy of it in the copy machine right by the fryer

        "Thank you sir, your food will be right out"

        Try to alert the police

        They show up before my 911 call connects

        Guys I think I just made $60,000!!

  • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    It would be really funny if, during the trial, the McDonald's employee's testimony suddenly changes.

    • miz [any, any]
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      15 hours ago

      they don't need the employee's testimony unfortunately

  • Grownbravy [they/them]
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    1 day ago

    i hope it was worth it, a life changing amount of money dangled in front of your face and the rules are so fucking obfuscating that you cant even be sure if you still qualify after reading the rules.

    • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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      1 day ago

      i bet they're so disconnected that they didn't even know that there was a reward.

        • Bidentime [none/use name]
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          1 day ago

          Okay. Easier for 3 years.

          Life changing is not free rent for a few years.

          Life changing is being removed from your immediate circumstances. 60k. At most would make life a bit more bearable

          • CrawlMarks [he/him]
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            1 day ago

            Nah, hold that L. That is enough to completely change the circumstances of a person working for fast food wages. I respect doubling down when you are wrong but you are still wrong.

            • Bidentime [none/use name]
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              22 hours ago

              60k is not a lot. It just isn't. If you guys think it's a lot cool. I don't.

              Also what's the tax status on these rewards? Gift or taxable? If taxable even less

              Also if it's actually life changing does that mean you would of narcd if the amount was 100% going to be given to you?

              • CrawlMarks [he/him]
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                17 hours ago

                I wouldn't. If I had a kid though I don't know if I could make such a principled stance. I would for sure commit heinous crimes for thst kinda money, I think most bank heists get less than that nowadays. 60K would fix every problem I have. New glasses, new shoes, car fixed, debits paid, with enough left over to start a new school or training program and have a vacation to celebrate with a small ammoint saved for emergencies. As most people have zero emergency savings and lots of probelms that would absolutely change my life.

              • keepcarrot [she/her]
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                21 hours ago

                Also if it's actually life changing does that mean you would of narcd if the amount was 100% going to be given to you?

                What

      • Grownbravy [they/them]
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        1 day ago

        60K immediately would pay off a lot of debts one carries, so that's pretty life changing in and of itself

      • MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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        23 hours ago

        You could at least start use it as a deposit on a flat, get a mortgage and pay equivalent of rent into it so you end up owning something