• frazorth@feddit.uk
    hexagon
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    9 days ago

    lunch is for wimps

    Sounds like someone who doesn't work hard enough to need a break.

  • rubikcuber@feddit.uk
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    9 days ago

    Apparently, when you can shout "BRING ME MY STEAK" at a servant you don't need to eat a Boots Meal Deal. Who knew?

  • TheDoctor [they/them]
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    9 days ago

    Lunch is for wimps. That’s why I make my unpaid intern bring me filet mignon around noon every day.

  • Lussy [any, hy/hym]
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    9 days ago

    I will not touch bread if it's moist

    I forgot toasting bread technology hasn’t arrived in England

  • plinky [he/him]
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    9 days ago

    Riddle me this, how do you do work with a steak? You do steak cutting with a paper sitting in front of the plate or to the side? Do you scroll mouse wheel with a fork in hand? Is this kinda like that margin call scene with jeremy irons at the end?

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
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      9 days ago

      at the level of kemi badenoch you basically play tinder with propositions people who actually do some work cook up who then enforce the proposition onto people that actually do work

      Same reason every C-Level muppet lugs around an iPad. They're terrible to do any sort of actual office-style work on, but they don't need to do that

  • the_post_of_tom_joad [any, any]
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    9 days ago

    Instead of railing on her imma play devil's advocate cuz i dunno. Aaanyway I think she doesn't hate sandwiches but lunch (real: its the lamest meal of the day for multiple reasons), and I'm also with her on soggy bread. Mebbe she'd be down for brunch?

    The grind culture bragging though? Damn cringe as fuck bootlick from a kicked dog.

    Never looks like anything but sad and i wish more people saw it that way

  • rwtwm@feddit.uk
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    9 days ago

    This looks like one of the Mickey take vox pops that they do in the Onion. If it's a genuine quote from a genuine article, I fear the conservatives might do for comedy writers before AI has the chance.

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    9 days ago

    I don't think sandwiches are a real food

    Deeply unserious person