Fun fact: near where I live is an adult superstore. Think Walmart, but for buttplugs, a porn theater, and hookup booths.

Directly next door is a church and the largest cross you've ever seen. It's routinely photoshopped to make it look like the cross fell and impaled the sex store whenever we have a bad storm.

That's basically anywhere in the midwest.

Except for Wisconsin, gotta replace the corn with cows

I know exactly the stretch of 65 you mean.